16 Things I Wish My 16y/o Self Had Know…

To begin… YES, that is me in the header picture. a. there was no such thing as doing your brows then & b. I swear my make-up and tan blended… it was the flash 😉 So without further ado, here is 16 things I wish I knew when I was 16… Guuurl, you ain’t fat. […]

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7 Things to Leave in 2017.

First off, HELLLLOOOOO!!! Finally, I’ve remembered my password for here, aha. No, I’m kidding but I have unlocked my brain to finally want to get back writing on here. 2017, man – it was a rough year. I think it was a rough year for everyone but we’ve made it here to 2018, that deserves […]

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Procrastination.

My current situation… my room is a tip, I have yet to wash myself, I’m drinking warm Pepsi Max and I still need to do my pile-high washing for work, oh and did I mention its Sunday! Yes, I am the procrastination Queen – Bow Down before me active peasants. I love procrastinating, I get […]

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13 Things That Help…

Depression? Anxiety? Bi-Polar? All of the above? Whatever it is that you’re suffering with, I know full well that there is very little in this life that is as exhausting and painful as mental health disorders. These can be a permanent fixture in your life or something that like for myself comes when I least expect […]

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Hangover, Go fuck yourself!

Honestly, what happened to those teenage days, when my body didn’t know the meaning of a hangover? I could drink more than 3 pints without waking up with a mouth like Ghandi’s flip flop and a headache like my brain is being pile-drivered! (too graphic? maybe. true though? yes!!!) So I’m here to squash that motherfucker […]

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What’s My Name, Bitch?

Hi, I’m Jess, welcome to my totally new bitching blog (okay no, embarrassing, I’ll go sit in the corner now). This is my, maybe one millionth blog, but this one is here to stay I promise. So sit your little or big ass somewhere cushy and get invested! A little about me, I’m from the little […]

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